Ada yang lucu bgt, ada yang lucu ajah, dan ada yang ga gw ngerti
Maklumlah, tweetnya itu kan joke2 Amerika gitu deh. Ini gw list beberapa tweet @TheComedyHumor yang paling gw suka:
"Can you do me a favor?" "Does it invole moving?" "Yes" "Then no." (MaGer.com)
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. (sarkas abiiiis)
A jealous woman does better research than FBI (suruh FBI-nya jealous dong)
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy. (no comment deh
)Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude?! Change the topic." (Aduuh...setuju ama pisang)
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. (ironi di atas ironi)
Will you go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b (eerr...mohon maap, pak. ada pilihan lain?)
Who invented tickling? The first time must had been awkward."Why are you weirdly moving your hands on me?" "Just trust me."
Ya...begitulah! Klo ada lagi, ntar gw update. Klo ga, follow ajah di twitter.
Klo ga punya twitter, bikin doooongg !!!
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