Belajar Bahasa Mandarin dalam 5 Menit

Gw ga tau persis asalnya tulisan ajaib ini karena ini bukan orisinil dari gw (KW, ciiiin...). Tapi gw baca di novel yang baru gw beli sebulan lalu. Intinya, belajar Bahasa Mandarin versi Bahasa Inggris. Bingung kan?!
Cekidot again:

That's not right - Sum Ting Wong

Are you a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao

Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark here - Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Puh

Great - Su Pah

Where's the restroom? - Ai Pee Nao

I absolutely agree! - No Daut

Jesus child - Ho Li Boi

 

 

Funny Tweet vol. 2

Gw ngubek2 akun twitter @TheComedyHumor lagi dan berhasil mendapat beberapa jokes (yang ga terlalu lucu) lagi. Cekidot:

That awkward moment when you hop into bed and get in the most comfortable position ever and then realize you forgot to turn off the light. (bener...udah pw, bo!)

That awkward moment when the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger. (lah...koq jadi bijaksana, bijaksini gituh)

Am I the only one who puts my iPod on shuffle but keeps skipping until I find a song I like. (tau aje!jadi malu kite)

"Did your mom drop you as a baby?" "Yeah, into a pool of sexy." (I'm sexy n I know it)

I need a six month holiday, twice a year. (hahaha...klo boleh, gw mau banget dah!)

Mosquitoes should suck fat instead of blood. (setuju! kan gw bisa kurus sambil gatel-gatel gembira)

Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single. (yeah)

"Was that lightning?" "No. They're taking pictures for Google Earth." (terlalu eksis, sodara2)

That awkward moment when someone says "you two should go out", when you actually do like the person. (betuuul...)

Want someone stop texting you? Send this SMS: SERVICE ERROR 305: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. (boleh dicoba nih)

UAN (Ujian Agak Ngawur)

Dulu... Waktu gw kecil (wah, gw pernah kecil toh?! ck..ck..ck), gw takut banget pas lagi UAN. Setiap kali ada ujian nasional, gw pasti langsung sakit. Sensasinya luar biasa waktu kita lagi sibuk ngurek-ngurek jawaban sambil nahan air terjun niagara dr idung...

Tahun 2012 ini gw nemenin anak2 kelas 9 UAN. Seru-seru asoy gitu deh. Kali ini, sekolah gw boleh nyelenggarain UAN sendiri! Otomatis, guru sekolah lain bakal jadi pengawas di sekolah gw dan beberapa korban dari sekolah gw dikirim ke sana.