Belajar Bahasa Mandarin dalam 5 Menit

Gw ga tau persis asalnya tulisan ajaib ini karena ini bukan orisinil dari gw (KW, ciiiin...). Tapi gw baca di novel yang baru gw beli sebulan lalu. Intinya, belajar Bahasa Mandarin versi Bahasa Inggris. Bingung kan?!
Cekidot again:

That's not right - Sum Ting Wong

Are you a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao

Small horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark here - Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Puh

Great - Su Pah

Where's the restroom? - Ai Pee Nao

I absolutely agree! - No Daut

Jesus child - Ho Li Boi